Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Got Milk?! Watch this!

Notes from the Universe

"Did you know, Kids, that you are entitled to as many miracles in a day, as breaths you take? And that those you don't use, carry over? And that presently, in dog years, it's impossible to use all yours up? And that, in human years, if new ones stopped accruing, which they won't, you'd be hard-pressed to use yours before your swinging 600's?

And that all you have to do to cash one in, is expect it?"

You've got it made,
Mom & The Universe

Total Bummer Man

Oh the anticipation. It was a long 20 minute drive home. I couldn't wait to partake in my little debbie snack cake! It had been 10 years since I have had one and it was heart shaped and it was going to taste so good. I even delayed my gratification until I unloaded and put away all of my groceries. I slowly and carefully opened the thin plastic wrapper and took my first bite while standing over the kitchen sink. Total bummer man. I do not remember them tasting like that...  I am not sure what wax tastes like, but if I were to guess, it would taste something like the covering of that heart shaped cake.

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

How to Pay your North Carolina Sales Tax Online (warning you will not get the next 2 minutes of your life back)

First I am mad that I can't do my NC Sales Tax yearly. I have to do it quarterly, even if I only owe $2
Second, it just took me 2 hours of time away from my family to submit my NC sales tax this quarter.

What I have to do...
  1. I have to find out where they put the "new" link on their website to file Sales Tax online. They like switch it around just to keep us on our toes.
  2. I have to jump through hoops to login on multiple sales tax login pages on their NON-Intuitive pages
  3. I have to download my sales report from Paypal
  4. I have to do a search and get a listing of all the people I sold itesm to in North Carolina. 
  5. I have to look up each NC sale individually and find out the a) city they live in b) Gross Sales and the c) Sales Tax collected
  6. I have to google the city (that each customer is from) to find out what COUNTY they live in.
  7. I have to figure out which counties require me to pay 2% and which counties require me to pay 2.25% and remember that Mecklenberg county also tacts on an additional transit tax of .5%
  8. I have to add up all the counties with 2% sales tax and enter that amount
  9. I have to add up all the counties with a 2.25% sales tax and enter that amount
  10. I have to individually type in the sales tax collected for each county in North Carolina next to the name of the county and be sure I put it in the correct column (either 2% or 2.25%)
  11. Then I have to push NEXT and pray I didn't "mess" something up.
  12. If I everything adds up (that has never happened) then to pay my sales tax online I have to pay an additional fee (I forget what they called it - "convenience" I think?) so that I can submit my numbers and pay it online.
God forbid I would need to call their "held desk" and ask anyone any questions... (enter slapstick humor here)

And THAT is how you pay your Quarterly North Carolina Sales Tax.

Ok. Thanks for letting me vent. I can now look forward to my evening on March 31 2012 when I get to do this all over again.

US Corporate Wellness, Inc. STOP SPAMMING ME

Constant Contact: Why don't you have an email address on your home page?
US Corporate Wellness: Why are you spamming me?
I didn't want to blog and facebook this but you don't have an email address on your homepage... it is very frustrating to get 10+ spam emails from one of your clients who uses your spam system and then when I have to spend 10 minutes unsubscribing I have to ENTER in the email address they sent the spam (I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO ENTER IN MY EMAIL ADDRESS TO UNSUBSCRIBE)  but I don't know what that email address was and then I get this error message when I try to guess...

"Oops. The email address you entered doesn’t match. Don’t remember signing up? If a friend forwarded you the email from US Corporate Wellness, Inc., you were never on the mailing list. If you no longer wish to receive these emails, make sure to tell your friend to stop forwarding them to you. "

REALLY. Image my frustration.

Happy Birthday Uncle Mike!!!

Your Uncle Mike turns the big 3-2 today!
Happy Birthday Uncle Mike!!!

I love it when I am awoken by

Someone standing on the other side of my bed ramming the bed with his knee and saying, You AWAKE?!

Sent from my iPhone

Good morning beautiful how was your night

Quote for Today

"As long as you are feeling discomfort within anything, you're holding yourself in a vibration where all of the things that you have conjured, and all of the things that you have let the Universe know that you want, cannot flow to you."
--- Abraham

Monday, January 30, 2012

Forcibly Injecting Experimental Vaccines

(NaturalNews) Some of the most deranged and sociopathic individuals on the planet hold respected positions of authority in medicine and at institutions of higher learning, and a recent journal article in the American Medical Association (AMA)'s Journal of Ethics serves as a reminder of this disturbing reality. In the article, two doctors from Oxford University in the UK advocate forcibly injecting individuals with experimental vaccines "for the greater good of society."

Source: http://www.naturalnews.com/034706_vaccine_trials_mandatory_gunpoint_medicine.html

Allopathic medicine has finally found a cure for Austim! Read and Weep!

No, it's not what we'd hoped for. Instead, the American Psychiatric Association is introducing a new definition for Autism that will eliminate many cases overnight.

This new definition will downplay the stats of 1 in 100 kids suffering Autism but it definitely won't cure the condition. Also troubling is that many people will no longer qualify for special assistance programs that have been developed for Autism and which parents have fought long and hard for.

Of course, my question is, why spend all this time and money redefining the condition? Why not start treating it with therapies that work. Whether Autism is caused, triggered or worsened by antibiotics, vaccines, junk food diet, toxicity and stress. The following are remedies that work to alleviate this condition.

  1. Avoid sugar, wheat, dairy.
  2. Detox with clay and magnesium baths.
  3. Take supplements, Kids Calm Multi is especially formulated for autism and ADHD.
  4. Exercise daily.
  5. Use EFT tapping for emotional release.
You can see my recommendations below and you can read more in Autism Can Be Treated, a paper that I co-wrote.

Source: http://drcarolyndean.com/2012/01/curing-the-autism-stats/?utm_source=0233-1&utm_medium=Email

I admit it. I make the best guacamole dip EVER!!!

Sent from my iPhone

Quote for Today

"No no no. Please don't try and impress me with the extent of your suffering whosoever may be responsible. No noble virtue in suffering I am here to tell you. No one gets a 'best victim award'. Quit already. Pick yourself up, pack your stuff and head for the sun. The entire universe is standing by to come along. :) "

Malabika Shaw
http://www.facebook.com/#!/Malabika2020

Quote for Today

"You will notice that those who speak most of prosperity, have it. Those who speak most of health, have it. Those who speak most of sickness, have it. Those who speak most of poverty, have it. It is Law. It can be no other way... The way you feel is your point of attraction, and so, the Law of Attraction is most understood when you see yourself as a magnet getting more and more of the way you feel. When you feellonely, you attract more loneliness. When you feel poor, you attract more poverty. When you feel sick, you attract more sickness. When you feelunhappy, you attract more unhappiness. When you feel healthy and vital and alive and prosperous—you attract more of all of those things."

--- Abraham

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Looking at old pictures on daddy's phone

CJ working on his book report for 5th Grade


I don't remember doing any book reports until High School. Kids have WAY TOO MUCH homework these days!!!

Why Expose Millions to Potential Harm in the Gardasil Vaccine in Order to Save a Handful?

"According to a recent CNN report, the cost to vaccinate 11- and 12-year old boys would be $38 million. How can this in any way be justified as cost-effective, when anal cancer, for example, has so far stricken a mere 5,820 men and women this year. The annual death rate from anal cancer is 770 individuals—300 men and 470 women!
Gardasil is claimed to be 75 percent effective against anal cancer in men, so crunch the numbers… This is nothing short of crazy. They actually want to place millions of people at risk with this dangerous vaccine in order to reduce anal cancer deaths that claims less than 300 men per year? That's incredible! Likewise, cervical cancer accounts for less than ONE percent of all cancer deaths, so this vaccine is certainly not aimed at any major health threat, no matter which way you look at it. But it gets worse. As explained by Lenzer in the featured article:
"First off, let's define the problem: The annual number of deaths from anal-rectal cancer among all men in the U.S. is 300. And how did Merck get its happy statistics on efficacy? Once again, they reported an idealized benefit by excluding from analysis 1,250 study violators out of 4,055 total test subjects. When the real-world analysis was conducted, the numbers plunged—right down to plum nothing. After evaluating tissue changes in male genitalia that were suggestive of a cancer precursor, Merck reported that vaccine efficacy against such lesions "was not observed."
Believe me, this is a health emergency in the making. Please do not be deceived into giving this dangerous vaccine to your kids, regardless of their gender. As Angela Raffle, a specialist in cervical cancer screening, told the New York Times three years ago:
"Oh, dear. If we give it to boys, then all pretenses of scientific worth and cost analysis goes out the window."
Gardasil Sorely Lacking in Safety

Saturday, January 28, 2012

YbbA's Birthday Party

Tink and ybbA getting down to the music!

YbbA's Birthday Party with ybbA, Tink and ecarG yraM

DOGS ARE CARNIVORES.

Before you decide to turn your dog into a vegan, keep in mind that celebrities – even the animal-loving kind – don’t necessarily know what’s best for your pet.
Dogs are carnivores. They evolved to eat meat, which is evidenced by the design of their teeth, jaws and GI tract, their inability to process plant material efficiently, and their aversion to vegetable-based meals. The decision to lead a vegetarian/vegan lifestyle is not a choice humans should force on their carnivorous pets.

Those who don’t wish to feed animal meat should consider herbivore pets (for example, horses, rabbits or guinea pigs) who thrive on plant-based diets.

Source: http://healthypets.mercola.com/sites/healthypets/archive/2012/01/19/vegetarianism-for-pets.aspx?e_cid=20120129_SNL_TPA_1